OLYMPIC CONDOMS
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces
to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so
special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver
and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks
cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it
would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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