Medium
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited
on by a beautiful young woman.
She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked
now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?"
She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm
bigger than that."
Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said,
"I'm bigger than that."
Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said,
"I'm about that big."
She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a
medium." |
