My dog named "sex"
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine "Sex." He is a great pal, but he has caused
me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew
his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then, I said "But this
is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then,
I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years
old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a
kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with
me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and
me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special
room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do."
I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake
at night." The clerk said, "Funny - I have the same problem."
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just
standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to
have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand," I said. "I had hoped
to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over
the place, it's no big deal any more."
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing
in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him I was
looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday. |
