From behind
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by
a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop
$500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you
to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She
called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on
the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his
pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What
happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!" |
